job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
i hope manners is the next cool trend
(Source: baracknobama, via huggerofplatypus)